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my band teacher said the only instrument i'd be good at is the skin flute, and then i set his hair on fire. so needless to say he pressed charges, so i ended up in county for like 3 weeks. and of course i got into a fight. but you have to, ur first day you gotta beat someones ass or be someones bitch. so of course i shanked somebody, so that literally saved my ass. because everybody was scared that i'd shank them too, so berny and
D-Lo gave me this badass jail tat, it's this badass little bunny with the sunshine and wildflowers and above it it says "Mr.Snuggles ThuGG 4E" so word got out on the street that the crew was planning an all out war on the cops so i told terry to chill the fuck out and to quit being a bitch and dig up the 2 courpses or else we'll never be able to make it look like the building really burned down when actually we just moved it all to trent's basement. so back to county, i ran that place, i had three gangs runing protection for the fuki suki sushi palace, but mr. Lee Ho decided one day that he didnt need our help to protect him from girlscout troop 137. and that day he was found dead with his mouth sewn shut and he had iron on badges all over his body, they also beat him with a nine iron for about three days. i'm tellin you man those little bitches dont play around, especially when it's time to collect. they had the whole mannanelli whacked. we pissed in their chocolate milks and told them that it tasted funny cuz it was skim milk. so i'm out, i'm a free man but still the war wages on, everyday we're losing 100's but they lose 1000's we're slowly taking out every last member of girlscout troop 137. who knows what tomorrow will bring. honestly life outside feels funny my home is back in county with t-bone and dr.fuzz and good ol berny still makin those shanks like it aint shit. you know where he's gotta stash them dont you. nevermind you wouldn't want to know. He keeps them tucked away in his ASS. he doesnt even charge for them he says shoving them all up his ass is payment enough. but that's why we call him butstab berny.

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